The-Artistic-Panda

Gather round, kids, let me tell you About the fairy tales you've heard They're real, you see, not fantasy So listen, mark my words Cinderella was a hooker Who wanted something more She dreamt of being royalty And not a common whore The apple given to Snow White Was actually a pill She wasn't tricked into taking it That was her own will Now moving on, I tell you Humpty Dumpty didn't fall He jumped you see, because simply, He was running from the law The Little Mermaid was a delinquent Who ran away from home The crazy Hunchback of Notre Dame He talked to figures of stone Don't think me queer for saying this But the Seven Dw